many humorous books on something we all have to do...get older (sure
beats the alternative). We also found some chunks of trivia (sounds
like another punch recipe, doesn't it?).
of Birthday Humor and Wisdom from Amazon.com
Great Things About Getting Older
Happens: The Best Quotes About Growing Older
is a Laughing Matter: How to Laugh Through the Second Half of Your Life
Birthday...Blah, Blah, Blah
Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit!
Flesh Just Ahead: And Other Signs on the Road Toward Midlife
Old Sucks! But It Sure Beats the Alternative
Golden Years are a Crock
Not over the Hill, I'm Simply Too Old to Climb It
Birthday (You Poor Old Wreck) Messages of love, sympathy and pure
fun for all the people over 21 by young children.
Time Again to Skip a Birthday When: Clues to Let You Know When Candles
Have to Go
Too Young to Be This Old! Surviving & Thriving in the Muddled Middle
Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death
Age Comes at a Bad Time: Wit and Wisdom for the Young at Heart
I'm an Old Man, I'll Wear Mixed Plaids
You Consider the Alternative: Enlightening and Amusing Words on Age
Only Old Once!
30th Birthday: A Book of Wit and Wisdom
40th Birthday: A Book of Wit and Wisdom
to Survive Your 40th Birthday
Lessons for the Ages from a Baby Boomer
50th Birthday: A Book of Wit and Wisdom
Do You Mean I Am Fifty?
Big Five-Oh! Fearing, Facing, and Fighting Fifty!
Know You're Over 50 When...
You Don't Know About Turning 50: A Funny Birthday Quiz
Barry Turns 50
Fifty and Other Negotiations
Joy of Being 50 Plus
a Fabulous Fifty
for Seniors : Growing Old Is a Laughing Matter
Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes
Treasury of Senior Humor
Have you ever heard the term "Golden Birthday"? You reach
this once-in-a-lifetime day when you turn in years the day of the month
you were born. For example, if you were born on August 20th, the day
you turn 20 is your "Golden Birthday."
but are all workaholics born on Saturday?
Monday's child is fair of face;
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe;
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving;
Saturday's child works hard for a living;
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is blithe and bonny, good and gay
out and greet someone
While you have your recipient on a touch-tone phone:
1 4 * 9 *
1 4 1 # 0
1 # 0 * 7 4
# 0 * 0 8
Are you popular?
August is the most popular month to be born in (like you had a choice).
unique gifts. Possibly the world's wackiest gift gallery. Would an inflatable
deer head convince you?
Genius Server Rearranging the letters of 'Madonna Louise Ciccone'
gives 'Occasional nude income'?! Find out for FREE what is hidden within
YOUR name (or your birthday celebrant's)!
Ever wonder what happened on a particular day, such as historical events,
birthdays, deaths, etc.? Well, On This Day can tell you! What does it
I in Pi? You don't have to answer that. Make a quick (and silly)
stop to find out just where your birthday occurs in that old familiar
mathematical expression, pi.
Asked Me But... "You know you're getting old when..."